I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.
I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.
Neighborhood love.
greetings from the ballsack
What the fuck
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- Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
- Skin: Do you tan easily?
- Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
- Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
- Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
- Tongue: What was in your last meal?
- Windpipe: Do you sing?
- Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
- Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
- Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
- Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
- Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
- Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
- Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
- Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
- Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
- Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
- Back: Are you a virgin?
- Hips: Do you like to dance?
- Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
- Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
- Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
- Toes: Do you like country music?
- Face: Post a pic of yourself
have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you
it’s horrible
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- I don't like to be touched: that includes hugging and tapping me on the shoulder
- I spend all day in my bed when I am home: I'm too sad to do anything but lay there
- Many of my friends don't seem to care about me: wonder why I spend my weekends at home?
- Yes I am single: guys don't like me
- Comments you make hurt: that includes the jokes
- I don't like to clean my room: the messiness is my organization
- You tell me I need to eat better: it feels like you're calling me fat
- You tell me I won't be able to have success: I think that's a given
- You have no confidence in me: I have none in me too
- You make me feel like shit: I already feel that way
when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good
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#How to be so Hetero: A Guide by Dr. John Hamish Watson, M.D.
(Source: smaugandkitten, via sherlockianfeels)
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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even the way he unbuttons his jacket is hot
And it’s actually a proof of his excellent education. A man is expected to open his jacket when he sits down and to close his jacket when he gets up. Well done!
Okay yes, absolutely he looks…edible, and I am sure that he DID learn that from his time in school (as well as having a very classy father) but my brother, the skinny white boy with gangsta name “Patient 0” does this because his dad told him to HE GOES TO PUBLIC SCHOOL THERE IS NO EXCELLENT EDUCATION GOING ON THERE
just so any future Sherlock’s don’t get the wrong data
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“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”Just because of this comment
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When you compliment a random woman who doesn’t know you, no matter how nice you are about it, there’s a good chance she’s going to freak out internally because for all she knows, you could be that latter type. And I get that it’s really unfair that women would just assume that about you. I get that it sucks that sometimes, expressing totally reasonable opinions like “hey you’re hot” will make women terrified of you or furious at you. That’s not fair.
But if you’re going to lay the blame for that somewhere, for fuck’s sake, don’t blame the woman. Blame all the guys who have called her a bitch and a cunt for ignoring their advances. Blame all the guys who may have harassed, abused, or assaulted her in the past. Blame all the people who may never do such a thing themselves, but who were quick to blame her and tell her to just get over it. Blame the fact that if she stops and talks to you and then something bad happens, people will blame her for stopping and talking to you.”
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