myadamantiumheart:

I made a generator for fruit and vegetable titles like “strapping young guava” because there’s nothing like random generators to hand out new terms of endearment I can use on my assorted followers, friends, and family

(via charlienight)

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

(Source: pinefarts, via charlienight)

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

(via storm-a-geddon)

cumber-crown:

destielkills:

ummm


OKAY I NEED AN EXPLANATION LIKE RIGHT NOW

cumber-crown:

destielkills:

ummm

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OKAY I NEED AN EXPLANATION LIKE RIGHT NOW

(Source: queefstiel, via magicalmegatitties)

REBLOG if your pan/bi/asexual

legacyofthetimewar:

Let’s show them we exist guys

(via storm-a-geddon)

thegeek531:

kateordie:

empyrean-princess:

hellray:

Mom French braided my mohawk. ♥

OMFG

Never let go of your mom.

Fucking fierce. Love it.

(via belgianwhovian)

Wonder Woman is Worthy.

iffem:

anawfullybigaventura:

blue-author:

mangacide:

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Fun Fact: In the Marvel vs DC crossover it was established that Wonder Woman is in fact Worthy of wielding the hammer of Thor.

And then she put it down, because she thought it would be unworthy of her to take advantage of its power.

Wonder Woman’s standards are higher than Mjolnir’s.

IF THE HAMMER THINKS SHES WORTHY WHY DONT THE MARKETING EXECS

marketing execs are dumber than hammers, apparently

(via storm-a-geddon)

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via magicalmegatitties)

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

(via toasterlock)

funkylilbear:

reblog if u want a really shitty pun based ln ur url

(via easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl)

exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

(via allonsypizzaman)

kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

(via allonsypizzaman)

“Some actors are famous for great lines like ‘Life is like a box of chocolates’. But not me. No, I get ‘Lucifer, you’re my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks’”
—Richard Speight Jr. (via heyheyitscarly)

(Source: wonkybum, via easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl)

“I lost my cool at the 'I helped him put up some shelves', because 'I'm putting up some shelves tonight' is a British euphemism meaning 'I'm having sex tonight.' Basically Sherlock admitted that he screwed the chip shop owner, and the smirk at the end says it all. There is no way the writers aren't aware.”
-Anonymous

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

socialapraxia:

tonnaree:

Just saying.

BUT WAIT THERE IS THAT EPISODE OF NODDY WHERE BIG EARS CANT HELP BECAUSE HES PUTTING UP SHELVES OH MY GOD

Wait. Is the shelves thing really a euphemism? Cause…

watsonsdick:

interesting

Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks “that could be a little more sonic”?

The Doctor: What? You never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?

The Doctor: Come on, we’re not done yet. Assets, assets!

Jack: Well, I’ve got a banana and in a pinch you could put up some shelves.


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