Hey everyone, I have a bunch of new followers and I was wondering where you’re all from. Send me an ask telling me why/how you started following me?

-behindbars:

noellelaval:

wendigomyeggo:

Season 1, episode 8: “Bugs”

7 years later:

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT

(via coital-encounters)

(Source: chelseawoosh, via tallymonster)

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

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221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

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bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(via borntoboogie)

thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

(via p-ensieves)

cumber-porn:

freemanist:

Ben: Wow, this is VH… VH1— but I mean, like, post—post- watershed, okay. Wow. (x)

omg! Ben, you’re amazing!!

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(via vivisroom)

A lot of the inventions from the original series are part of our everyday lives now… (x)

(Source: nyotas, via buddhannah)

krabwatch:

As a thank you to my nearly satanic number of lovely followers, have a summer long clothing giveaway! Because who doesn’t want some neat-o clothes for free? 

THE PRIZES:
1. One Cat Zipper Mouth Sweater (Or a T-Shirt version if you prefer)
2. Your choice of ONE pair of tights, of the three options pictured above!
3. And a bonus prize if you’re following my blog- a Winged Hoodie!

RULES/INFORMATION:
- The end date is AUGUST 30th at 11:59PM [EST]

- Likes and reblogs both count.

- Shipping to anywhere in North America is GUARANTEED. Anywhere else I may need to work something out with you.

- You must be comfortable with giving me the sizes you’ll need, and your address.

- You’ll need to have your askbox or submit open so I’m able to contact you!

If you have any questions that aren’t answered here, feel free to ask away! uvu

(via earl-of-lymongrab)

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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the-vashta-nerada:

my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left

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sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

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